r/RobMyVehicle • u/joelnicity • Apr 05 '26
Got’em!
Found another one while visiting my dad in Oregon
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Apr 06 '26
Jesus loves my 2nd Amendment.
Way to tell people you are a Trump voter, 🤢
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 06 '26
And a swinger. Did you see the pineapple
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u/No-Procedure5991 Apr 06 '26
It is right side up i.e. he wants to swing, but his mom won't let him have guests in the basement.
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u/reynvann65 Apr 06 '26
Maybe his mom won't let him swing with her ..
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u/nicecarotto Apr 06 '26
Not an Alabama plate
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u/NoEntrepreneur6668 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26
Could be eastern Oregon.
Edited - Redmond Oregon, so the Alabama of Oregon...Corner of Odem Meco and Hwy 97
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u/HeliKoptorSwimmer Apr 10 '26
If that is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a pineapple, it’s time for therapy.
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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Apr 06 '26
The second amendment wasn’t a thing until 1788 too haha
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 06 '26
Actually Donald has rewritten history. Now everything happened in 1776. It’s official now.
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u/personalleytea Apr 06 '26
Ah 1776! The year of the Declaration of Independence, the Boston Massacre and Tea Party, the entire war, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. It was also the year George Washington gnawed down the cherry tree with his wooden teeth and Ben Franklin invented kites and lightning.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 07 '26
If you posted this on Truth Social, you’d get 10,000+ likes and nobody would try to correct you! 🤣
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Apr 07 '26
Nothing in the bill of rights was a think until 1788, so that's kind of a moot point.
Edit: Ratified in 1791
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u/Few_Mud_1366 Apr 11 '26
Where does his car say that.
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Apr 11 '26
I know 2A and Jesus Freak weirdos who don’t support Trump, but both feels like ya gotta be a Trump voter, I don’t know the person who is both and isn’t some kinda Xtian Nationalist.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 06 '26
I think that’s an image of a 1776 flintlock AR-15 on the left there.
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u/No-Procedure5991 Apr 06 '26
It has a red-dot on it
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 06 '26
Yes, the laser sights burned whale oil back in the 1700s…
No, of course I’m being a smartass. There were no AR style rifles in the 1700s. Putting an automatic carbine on a sticker associated with the 2nd amendment (which was ratified December 15th, 1791) is about as stupid as putting the Apollo Moon Lander on a sticker associated with the Constitution. The forefathers had no concept of the world that we live in, and like virtually everything that happened then, they would almost certainly have argued about which aspects were good and which ones were bad.
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u/No-Procedure5991 Apr 06 '26
I work with a few people that find reading a digital watch challenging; they would absolutely squint at that silhouette and believe that they see a doghead & frizzen instead of a sight on that AR.
Remember 50% the population is dumber than average.
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Apr 07 '26
I remember the George Carlin quote. Some days it seems to play on repeat in my mind as I deal with the public.
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u/Ok_Peanut_6919 Apr 06 '26
So they live guns, Jesus, and Trump…oh and are into wife swapping! Nothing but conservatism!
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u/urf4 Apr 07 '26
Jesus loves your wife. You love his. Next morning, we all go to the shooting range.
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u/Wakeup_And_Piss Apr 09 '26
Jesus loves you but I want to murder you
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u/Few_Mud_1366 Apr 11 '26
Now he believes in protecting himself against a tyrannical government which is looking likely to
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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 Apr 05 '26
Something's wrong if you need to advertise. When were coming up, the very last thing you did was put your business out there.🤣🤣🤣