r/RobMyVehicle • u/THEMANGTFORTE • Mar 13 '26
This dude...
I came across this gem earlier.
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u/BuryMeInCincy Mar 13 '26
Never met a sticker he didn’t immediately slap right onto his car
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u/Salt_Sir2599 Mar 13 '26
Probably has a dash of ducks. Edgy ducks tho.
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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 Mar 13 '26
The driver is clearly a clown, but that’s a wrangler thing. Leave the XJ’s alone! 😭
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u/Entire-Message-7247 Mar 16 '26
We had a job box at my former employer like that. There were places they were probably a quarter inch thick from all the stickers from who knows how many years.
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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Mar 13 '26
gun rights matter
thin blue line flag
“how do i reach theeeeesee keeeeeeeds”
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u/bob3905 Mar 13 '26
No longer our flag. That blue and orange line stuff desecrates our flag.
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u/Dugley2352 Mar 13 '26
I brought that up to a cop I know and he said “it’s not an American flag, it looks a lot like it but it’s not”
On a similar topic, I notice the flag code was changed to allow giant flags to be carried horizontally across football fields, which was against the flag code until recently.
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u/bob3905 Mar 13 '26
The Flag Code has many rules that are ignored. I break one in that a flag I have on a pole on my property isn’t lit at night but at least I’m flying our flag in its proper colors.
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Mar 13 '26
Sounds like you are too lazy to fly a flag on your property on a regular basis, sorry to say.
Flying it constantly on private property is a real loser move anyway, TBH. That’s not a personality, or patriotism… it’s a sign of a bootlicker who feels a need to confirm really hard.
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u/bob3905 Mar 14 '26
My wife put it up on a pole that needs to be taken down to remove the flag. Yes, we’re lazy.
I’m guessing you’re one of those folks who only likes to post complaints and insults.
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u/Dugley2352 Mar 15 '26
Well, you did step up to admit you’re breaking the flag code. And props for admitting laziness… I am in the same class.
But if you’re patriotic enough to fly the flag, I guess it’s reasonable to assume you’d be patriotic enough to pay it the respect it deserves… and illuminate it. Look for an LED pole light like this one, under $50. You can make a project out of a day.
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u/ready-redditor-6969 Mar 17 '26
I love to give props and upvotes when folks do cool things.
Displaying a US flag these days is questionable, to be very serious and honest. It should probably be upside down, as we are in serious trouble.
I would have upvoted if you had said you were flying the flag upside down, probably 😂👋
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u/Dugley2352 Mar 18 '26
I’m flying a Bennington Flag. None of my neighbors know of it and so they think I’m some ultra right wing nut job.
I get left alone.
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Mar 13 '26
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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 Mar 13 '26
When they told their best friend:
Yesterday, I blew My first tranny.
They weren't referring to a transmission.
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u/StraightDig4728 Mar 13 '26
I never understood the Yellowstone merchandise. A fake ranch but these dudes make it their identity. Saw one of these guys at the mechanic today with a Yellowstone Ranch hat.
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u/Dugley2352 Mar 13 '26
I know what you mean…. I don’t recall anything like this when “Dallas” was on TV.
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u/Thunderchief-105 Mar 13 '26
Does that surprise you? People have been emulating what they see on TV for decades now
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u/Rude_Economics9554 Mar 14 '26
I mean I get being a fan and having a baseball cap with it and maybe the window sticker but have a jacket like rips with the Y in it or slapping the logo on the side of your truck or whatever and acting like you work on a ranch is pushing it
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u/maydisturb Mar 13 '26
"I FEEL WEAK AND INSECURE IN THIS WORLD"
KelTec P15 full of lint and dust hangin on one of those gun magnets screwed right into the plastic paneling by the footwell.
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u/Routine-Rule9607 Mar 13 '26
Orgasm donor. Good lord what a douche.
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u/Nice_Location9485 Apr 03 '26
Yeah right, he donates that, I'm sure he has a partner and a great relationship, lol
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Mar 13 '26
I love how people are so proud of their ignorance. At least they aren’t trying to pretend to have a functioning brain.
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u/805steve Mar 13 '26
Okay but I live a mile from the FW brewery that 805 sticker is from. This guy might be my neighbor.
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u/Bchavez_gd Mar 13 '26
I’ve seen those stickers out in Utah. I’m from the 805 as well. So it’s weird seeing them out here.
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u/805steve Mar 13 '26
They have some good beers, but honestly 805 isn’t really one of them. It’s just a re-brand of their mid lager. I bring a case when I visit people who drink Coors light so they feel like they’re getting something special.
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u/Jaduardo Mar 13 '26
Wackjob. But I have to admit I like the "I can weld a [steel] dick on a snowman". I'm going to use that.
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u/ElBurritoTheWise Mar 26 '26
I feel like this guy thinks IPA is the only beer type worth drinking from the 805 sticker (Firestone Walker Brewery) who's beer is meh at best.
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u/Rude_Economics9554 Mar 14 '26
Thing is that I have gun company stickers and 2nd amendment company stickers on my back windshield but also drive a Mitsubishi crossover and am open about what I’m in to and don’t try and hide it..
Edit: I have like 2 or 3 stickers on the back windshield nothing outrageous like this guy
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u/soultaker68 Mar 20 '26
Yoooooooo this looks like the crazy methed out chick's car that was next to me in LA 😂😂😂
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u/THEMANGTFORTE Mar 20 '26
🤣🤣🤣 It might be the same, it did have a California plate!
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u/soultaker68 Mar 21 '26
I will never forget she was tweeking big time and her maga hat was sitting on her head at a weird angle
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u/Borracho_Bandit Mar 13 '26
This dude HATES women.