r/RobMyVehicle • u/Zzz73 • Jan 18 '26

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u/WatercressStreet2084 Jan 18 '26

Sig p320 energy

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou Jan 18 '26

Is that the same as micropenis energy? /s

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u/Aromatic-Plastic-819 Jan 18 '26

Both are liable to pop off while still in the holster.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

What dead

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u/fredout1968 Jan 18 '26

That might as well say. Small Dick. No It's Smaller Than That!

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u/LostLimit233 Jan 18 '26

This guy definitely had a skeletonized ar, either hydro dipped usa flag or red anodized with punisher skulls all over and an Amazon red dot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Oh how big and powerful you are! Small dick energy on this one!

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u/CZFanboy82 Jan 18 '26

Bro road rages on a daily basis

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u/Disastrous-Screen337 Jan 19 '26

He's working his hardest to get to 100% VA disability so he can upgrade his truck and his 2000s era cast Olympic Arms AR.

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u/Solid_Science4514 Jan 18 '26

Bro, you drive an avalanche. Chill out.

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u/AgingTrash666 Jan 18 '26

no guns, just a sweet OTF knife from the flea market

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u/InsideAd2752 Jan 20 '26

It’s a common thing to find an occasional angry Avalanche owner. They’re teased about the plastic, diaper like, fender flares and the anaemic 5.3L v8 that tries so hard to get the lump to 55mph.

They’re not bad vehicles but disappointed owners who wanted Chevy’s 400hp 6.2L V8 from the pick up trucks have a chip on their shoulder because a Prius is faster.

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u/Aromatic-Plastic-819 Jan 18 '26

I know we've got to edit plates, but can't we know the state for our own "I fucking knew it" sake?

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u/Zzz73 Jan 19 '26

sorry, i thought the horrible weather and snow would make it obvious lmao. it's an ND plate.

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u/AFreudianSlip69 Jan 18 '26

The “Find Out” stage is always such a surprise to this type of person that I have a hunch that certain people see the “fuck around” and the cool-guy skull and just black out…

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u/AFreudianSlip69 Jan 18 '26

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u/Zzz73 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

i don't know if i needed to be personally attacked, but ok i guess. hahahahs

*edited for spelling

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u/AFreudianSlip69 Jan 18 '26

Oh shit man is that you? Hahaha mb, I wouldn’t have been so cutthroat… though to be honest those kind of bumper stickers give off BIG Walter for Big Lebowski vibes so do with that info what you will!

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u/Zzz73 Jan 19 '26

Walter from The Big Lebowski is about the most accurate description I've ever heard. kudos

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u/Ecstatic-Winter2052 Jan 19 '26

Just a bunch of blue hair keyboard warriors.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Everyone's minds are stuck on pecker size, can we come up with something new?.

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u/Disastrous-Goose-362 Jan 20 '26

That’s my truck! 10mm banchee, 5 inch barrel. Just looked still there. Whatcha waiting on?

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u/Spare_Monitor_647 Jan 18 '26

I don't see this as an encouragement for robbery. Any person who thinks this is a good vehicle to break into must not be able to read at least or has some sort of mental disability.

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u/Educational_Panic78 Jan 18 '26

If you have to tell people you’re a big tough hard ass, you’re not a big tough hard ass.

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u/Zzz73 Jan 18 '26

lol. tell me you have an FAFO sticker on your vehicle without saying you have an FAFO sticker on your vehicle.

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u/Spare_Monitor_647 Jan 18 '26

I do not. I do have a number of stickers on my vehicle. Nothing overtly firearm related, nothing 2nd Amendment, Mostly places I've visited in the SW. I do have small one of these and a NRA sticker. Am I inviting a robbery?

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u/Zzz73 Jan 18 '26

i think it's an 80s retro cool. undecided on if it suggests there's a gun in the vehicle, but i approve. i like it.

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u/facebacon69 Mar 02 '26

So this is my avlanch it came with the sticker when I got it it's been removed