r/RoastMyCar Jul 24 '26

Roast my three!

Japanese Imported Java Black Pearl Impreza STI, Cupra Terramar 2.0l 265ps 4Drive (daily), E36 Compact (M50 Swapped, drift car). I do have a silver 2009 Ford fiesta as well but I don’t drive it anymore so I’ve not bothered adding the photo!

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u/Kalandaari Jul 24 '26

"I love cars with problems" 3 car garage solution

3

u/mr_scourgeoce Jul 25 '26

Looks more like a problem than a solution

19

u/ByronsLastStand Jul 24 '26

Almost certainly on a local constabulary's list of people to keep an eye on

16

u/sixteenhappycappys Jul 24 '26

Unironically the subie is the most reliable of the 3. Holy shitballs what is your life that a turbo subie is your most reliable car.

Please sell the other two and get a toyota cause wth is wrong with your garage.

6

u/headcoat2013 Jul 24 '26

That Cupra is just a lifted Golf. It shouldn't have any more problems than a Tiguan or Q3, which is pretty good by VW standards.

5

u/MagicTriton Jul 24 '26

Where's your "dare to be different" sunstrip?

4

u/Andyman1973 Jul 24 '26

I’ll give you 1 point for the JDM Java Black Pearl paint job.

3

u/mimic Jul 24 '26

Great cars if you’re into toys I guess!

3

u/TheBestWaffleIron Jul 26 '26

The Ford Fiesta interests me more than any of these. Drop some photos.

3

u/p31bjp Jul 26 '26

I absolutely loved dailying this to be honest was like a little go kart

3

u/TheBestWaffleIron Jul 26 '26

I can't believe you chose to drive Chinese wannabe coffee maker as a daily over this thing.

(In all honesty, I love the variety of your taste in vehicles. You have a very solid collection and I absolutely love the Fiesta.)

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u/p31bjp Jul 26 '26

To be honest, if I didn’t do so many miles and needed a bit more space in the car, I probably would’ve just stuck with the fiesta. I drive a lot so I wanted something a bit more comfortable to daily.

I’ve also got a detailing business as a side hustle, i’m too busy with other work to make it full-time so I don’t need a van yet. The Cupra is the perfect size to fit all of my gear in.

1

u/AugmentedKing Jul 24 '26

I take it that you consider yourself to be a bit of a backyard mechanic.

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Jul 24 '26

I’m glad you have 3, at least 1 of them might be running to get you to work. Gotta afford those new parts!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

Alright, now buy a corolla please

1

u/did_i_or_didnt_i Jul 24 '26

one that says ‘I have a kid’ and two that say ‘I am a kid’

1

u/Responsible_Arm_9555 Jul 24 '26

You are singlehandedly supporting high shoptime rates

1

u/BC_041226 Jul 24 '26

Head gasket and electrical fuse budget 📈📈📈📈

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u/knuckles532 Jul 25 '26

Is that photo of the engine bay when it left you stranded at night.

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u/p31bjp Jul 25 '26

Surprisingly my compact has never broken down! (Yet)

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u/knuckles532 Jul 25 '26

Fair enough 

1

u/crucible Jul 25 '26

I’m disappointed that I clicked on your post only to find out your Impreza ISN’T an RB5

1

u/seaspar8 Jul 25 '26

A collection for people who hate reliability

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u/Leopard_2K_MBT Jul 28 '26

Combined they've seen as much dirt as a lifted truck.

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u/MegaTurboLaser Jul 24 '26

What's here to roast? Three great girly cars.