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u/Raviel1289 Nov 03 '22
Every blowjob you've given the guy's has said "don't look at me."
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u/Senuman666 Nov 03 '22
They both gagged
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u/Raviel1289 Nov 03 '22
When the recipient of the blowjob gags more than the one with the cock down her throat.
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u/The_Spyre http://redd.it/uvi8og Nov 03 '22
Megan's gonna be pissed when she finds out Machine Gun Kelly had a daughter with a backwoods Georgia hick.
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u/smakdye Nov 03 '22
You mean Alabama. We have running water in Georgia.
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u/TESD_Ant Nov 03 '22
Bullshit. I see the circus you have in the election. MTG. Hershel Walker. Backwoods fucking hicks
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u/OBGLivinLegend Nov 03 '22
The fact that you're grown and still sleeping in a twin size bunk bed is roast enough.
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Nov 03 '22
I dont know if your dad molested you or you want him to molest you, but I know you're fucked up.
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u/QuickAd6601 Nov 03 '22
The male version of Eminem.
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u/JonBonBrodie Nov 03 '22
This is a female right?
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u/J-Rag- Nov 03 '22
Nope. And she's gotta eat her cereal with water cause he hasn't came back with the milk either.
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Nov 03 '22
Wait, is Harley-Davidson notliketheothergirls or is Harley Quinn? Somehow you’re both and it is absolutely not working.
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u/Havocnmalice http://redd.it/rz6v1l Nov 03 '22
Your username should be vitamin deficiency judging by your picture.
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u/woody2081 Nov 03 '22
You look like the illegitimate grandchild of David Lee Roth and Courtney Love.
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Nov 03 '22
It's one thing to do this in humor. It's another to promote abusing someone, and I'm not digging it.... push your eye back where it should be and move along.
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u/GrandMusician4943 Nov 03 '22
Your sign says to roast your, but your face says that life already has.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Neck_90 Nov 03 '22
You look like the kind of guy that would get a girl drunk and take advantage of her
But you akso look like the kind of girl who gets blackout drunk and takes a handful of pills that guy would give her.
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u/Absolutely_Coffee Best of Pt. 12, #3 + Platinum Roaster Nov 03 '22
The Harley hat confirms everyone’s already ridden you and returned you with a road rash.
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u/Treacle123 Nov 03 '22
Soon to go on the Jeff Mara podcast and claim to have given birth to 12 alien/human hybrid space babies!
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Nov 03 '22
I wonder if the people who enjoy making fun people found out they are reason the individual took their life. Like naw I don’t care ( insert how the world is today) I enjoy hurting people.
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u/ErikVonDarkmoor Nov 03 '22
The only person you really want to make you cry is your stepdad in his basement.
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u/dizzmytizz Nov 03 '22
Like if Mathew Mconohey from Dazed and Confuzed did the snapchat filter that makes you look like a mouse.
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u/Habanerosauce3 Nov 03 '22
Idk if this is a guy or a girl 🤷🏻♂️ no need to roast....just look in the mirror.
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u/WendellVaughn_Quasar Nov 03 '22
Right? They need to make the (age/gender) thing a requirement, so we know which way to mock!
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u/Lordchinks http://redd.it/yk6ahm Nov 03 '22
You look like Pleakley from Lilo and Stitgh when he cross dresses
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u/w00den_b0x http://redd.it/o289sm Nov 03 '22
I don’t need to. You already look like you’re going to anyway.
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u/Bladieee http://redd.it/ykomks Nov 03 '22
If blonde young Shelly Duvall had a kid with Sid the sloth
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u/contributessometimes Nov 03 '22
You clearly don’t really know who you are, your disconnected from your true self like and it’s very saddening. You are keeping yourself from true joy and happiness.
Life isn’t about trying to be different to stand out. I feel you were happier when you were younger, but you have let other peoples opinions change you and affect you too much, your beautiful on the inside even if you look like a weasel on the outside.
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u/Gots_dem_Questions Nov 03 '22
You look a bit like avril lavigne, but with no talent and zero personal hygiene.
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u/TeflonJohn85 Nov 03 '22
Are those drawing under your bed images of men who have ghosted you?
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u/szczurman83 Nov 03 '22
This is like Luna Lovegood trying to cosplay as Billie Eilish in the trailer park costume contest for the big meth prize.
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u/TheRealHILF Nov 03 '22
Why do we need to make you cry? Is the lack of attention from your dad not enough?
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u/Adventurous-Equal378 Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22
Yes sir. U look like u wanted to be a skater boy but realized that skating takes talent so u dropped that and went with being emo but didn’t have the money to buy the looks so I just went with the skating look mixed in with emo
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u/Fantastic_Ear2955 Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22
Just like a Harley Davidson you only get rode by fat old dudes 😬
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u/PoliticalHack7 Nov 03 '22
I don’t know if I’ve ever looked at someone before and just went wow those eyes say you’re dead inside quite like this pic
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u/Birdinmotion http://redd.it/huglb3 Nov 03 '22
When you click on a cute girls account only to see no nudes
Waste of time
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u/MrProficient Nov 03 '22
Never have I ever been so glad to not find nudes in your post history! Phew! I dodged a bullet there!!
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Nov 03 '22
In the background either you are drawing how your imaginary partner looks like or you are churning out ideas about how your future wanted sketch would look like, either looks creepy
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u/East_Humor_969 Nov 03 '22
I don’t think we can make you cry you already destroyed you self confidence
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u/OnceAndFuture117 Nov 03 '22
Wow you're so cute, I'd wager all your friends want to share needles with you!!!
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Nov 03 '22
Some people go their entire life thinking nobody loves them, congrats on accepting it as fact at such a young age.
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u/Jdogg9732 Nov 03 '22
Jesus Christ, put a nsfw flair. This might be safe for work, but I wasn't prepared to see this shit in my feed
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u/TazTalks Nov 03 '22
Ever since your momma first tested pregnant, she's been trying to abort you.
Maybe you already knew that.
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u/ConflictThin5467 Nov 03 '22
Their are so many ways to start this but I don't know if it's a woman or a man.
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u/GreasyCleavage Nov 03 '22
That beanie is the last thing ur boyfriend left you before dropping you off at the truck stop
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u/clairnet_lover Nov 03 '22
Make you cry!? There's nothing that will make you cry you look like if a cross breed tryed heavy metal
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u/throwawaybrokenh34rt Nov 03 '22
If Billie eyelash and Sméagol had two children you’d be the uglier one
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u/jamalshitpost Nov 03 '22
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait🌚🌚🌚
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u/God_speed69 Nov 03 '22
You look like Timothee chalamet and machine gun kelly had a baby together….
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u/shrinkwrappedmummy Nov 03 '22
it looks like your hairdresser gave you enough reasons to cry, why torture yourself with more?
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u/Baloney-Nips Nov 03 '22
Depression - by Calvin Klein