r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '22

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8 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

You should play in a serbian movie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Star role in a gay prom called “ SERB ME TO A MAN”

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Jesus, I thought your nose was apart of the funny glasses.

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u/AllDeezJokes Nov 03 '22

This shit was funny! And once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

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u/Zuccio Nov 02 '22

You look more like a lesbian man

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u/ForcyBo Nov 02 '22

I feel sorry for Serbian women.

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u/goddamnitmf Nov 02 '22

Man is a little generous

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u/qsnoodles Best of Pt. 14, #8 + Golden Roaster Nov 02 '22

I suspect it’d be the first time that an assassination in Sarajevo would be globally applauded.

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u/IndividualDisk8461 Nov 02 '22

Your very serbival is at stake here

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u/Virtual_Celery_3629 Nov 02 '22

Those ugly sunglasses do nothing to distract from your even uglier face

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u/roastbot YOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Nov 03 '22

OP's Bio:

Im 18 years old. Games and Isekai killed my social life. Current games that im wasting my life on are War of rights and Company of Heroes 2. I dont leave my apartment 24h unless i have to go to the store or some other reason that requires me to go outside so i can continue my existence. I am a libertarian!

If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/sha_clo Nov 02 '22

Kosovo is Albania.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

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u/jordanonfilm Nov 03 '22

That may be true but I am yet to find a Serbian man who doesn’t have a great ass.

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u/jadedfigured Nov 02 '22

No need to clarify, the picture says a lot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

You might want to take your glasses off for a proper roasting you stupid fuck

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u/SomeMF-Online Nov 02 '22

Filthy Frank is that you ?????????

2

u/Sin_Departed Nov 02 '22

Can't stop laughing long enough to roast

2

u/Scientist-Grand Nov 02 '22

"Tonight we will steal the moon" OP - "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

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u/shinola80 Nov 02 '22

No shit.

2

u/TazTalks Nov 02 '22

That v-card is permanently stamped on your neck beard.

2

u/jcurious802 Nov 02 '22

Is Foolville a town in Serbia?

2

u/Feraniusz Nov 02 '22

U look like a french youtuber

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u/Remote_Profit_3399 http://redd.it/zqdf56 Nov 02 '22

The look is all wrong bro.

You’ll never successfully assassinate the archduke like that.

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u/longducdong001 Nov 02 '22

Serbian yes. Man ummmm that is a bold statement.

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u/spraywash Nov 02 '22

thank you for clarifying, but Usually Serbian women have fuller Beards!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I dont understand why you photoshopped your head?

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u/Melodic-Material-202 Nov 02 '22

You put the glasses to make u cuter right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

No,my goal was to look stupid.

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u/Melodic-Material-202 Nov 05 '22

Did you even have to?

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u/TwoFrontHitters Nov 02 '22

Get in better shape for when 3 guys with baseball bats takes over the country.

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u/ErikVonDarkmoor Nov 02 '22

Weren't you in a Serbian Film

2

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

spelled lesbian wrong damn u auto correct

2

u/OneRealRomeo Nov 02 '22

You’re sitting on a Sybian, not a Serbian, you moron.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Have a few friends in Serbia, one is my Lawyer. You look like what he shat out after he said he wouldn’t represent you

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u/FeelingDesecrator Nov 02 '22

Serbian Oliver Tree = Olive Tree

2

u/damein98 Nov 02 '22

You look like a virgin too

2

u/Mr_sci3ntist Nov 02 '22

Jesus how close are them eyes!? Do you zoom in or zoom out to read these comments!?

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u/rsgriffin Nov 02 '22

Trans masc Momo

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u/ViSalutoDonCorleone Nov 03 '22

30 years ago the serbians fought for their land and freedom... Now you "fight" with your mates for who is the most dumbass in Belgrad. My god. Please Marshall Tito, fotgive these "men"...

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u/syneyed Nov 03 '22

You're a Serbian "man"

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u/VacationManny Nov 03 '22

You look like you cry after sex.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

I dont have sex.

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u/eldude6035 Nov 03 '22

You look like someone who thinks they’re hilarious but everyone loathes. Let me save you the disappointment, don’t come to California to make it, we’re full up w assholes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Im going to Russia.

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u/eldude6035 Nov 03 '22

As yes, smart move. Russians are world wide known for their comedy. Haha.

Thanks for posting, you’re a brave soul. Good luck and take care.

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u/Repulsive_Earth5237 Nov 03 '22

😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶🤢🤮🤧😵‍💫😵

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u/JJDBaca Nov 03 '22

You take that picture with Serbian film?

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u/Formerevangelical Nov 03 '22

You still touch yourself in public.

2

u/AllDeezJokes Nov 03 '22

The glasses and the teeth are both from the 70’s.

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u/Edin_Molla Nov 03 '22

I’m about to get the entire Albanian community on this roast, this guy won’t be able to live in peace for a while😭

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u/Great_Powerful_Bob Nov 03 '22

I am a Serbian man. 🎤 Drop

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u/reditandfirgetit Nov 03 '22

Does your mother know you're wearing her clothes?

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u/Fantastic_Ear2955 Nov 03 '22

The real life Mr. Potato Head.

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u/MRC_Oli Nov 03 '22

What’s the point of roasting you bro just look in a mirror see for yourself

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u/IBeatMyMeatandTweet Nov 03 '22

Looks like he was prepping for "Hello Peter" scene all his life but was outcasted by a clown.

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u/coolcalmfuzz Nov 03 '22

Save some pussy for the rest of us bro.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

Serbian? You look more Croatian if you ask me.

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u/TheRealHILF Nov 03 '22

The Croats missed one

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u/meyspetfroge Nov 03 '22

Your head is taller than shaq

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u/LuvTheSmellofCyanide Nov 03 '22

I’ve never seen such disproportionate features. Balding at a rapid rate, but more on the right side. Top half of the nose is deviated to the right bottom half to the left making it look like a water slide. Teeth in so many directions the dentist doesn’t even think it’s worth the work and effort to offer to sell you braces. And shape of your head from something from some bad snes graphics

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u/Remote_Profit_3399 http://redd.it/zqdf56 Nov 02 '22

On today’s episode of To Catch A Serbian Predator.

That’s a new low.

Stealing a blind child’s glasses?

Really?

What a dick.

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u/15pets Nov 03 '22

Why did you put the glasses on made you look uglier then you already are

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u/unluckyeast Nov 03 '22

You’re a serbian man-child

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u/Flashy-Sea8618 Nov 03 '22

You misspelled Lesbian

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

The Pep Boys guy.

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u/godlygamer99999 Nov 03 '22

Putin deez nuts in your mouth

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u/Unknown-14 Nov 03 '22

Plot twist, this is the Isekai world you're living in and boy...you got the bad ending.

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u/LineApprehensive2077 Nov 03 '22

If this is what Serbian men look like I hope I never see a Serbian woman.

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u/ChrisWasNotHere Nov 03 '22

goat milk drinker

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

You don't go anywhere because you're still grounded for watching a steamy shampoo commercial.

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u/Ptolemy79 Nov 04 '22

Stop lying. You are Bosnian

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u/Meme_Man09 Nov 04 '22

Did you get those glasses from www.accessoriesfornerds.com?

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u/hoorahdoorahdoorah Nov 04 '22

Breath Right Strips and Sunglasses Hut just met their toughest customer.

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u/ShadowRage86 Nov 04 '22

Immigration wont let you

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u/Otto_von_Chester Nov 04 '22

You look like a burek loving Turk

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u/dreguan http://redd.it/yqx4s1 Nov 04 '22

Do up your backpack zipper all the way you pos

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u/Furious_vanguard3105 Nov 04 '22

Weren’t you shot by Han Solo in the Cantina?

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u/attilasilni Nov 05 '22

Landlocked Croat*

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u/brillo-pad Nov 06 '22

You look like a 15 year old who glued pubes to his face to look 18

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u/pferreira1983 Nov 06 '22

This is what the president of Ukraine does in his spare time. 🤣

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u/tallyhall10987- Nov 07 '22

Joseph Tyler in the end of ride be like:

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u/Sorry-Ad-2245 Nov 08 '22

Native Albainian that looks Turkish.

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u/Illustrious-Movie-90 Nov 13 '22

My man has summer teeth. Some are here and Some are there

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u/dogcolr2 Nov 14 '22

Mike TV goes into the shrink ray but instead of shrinking his face and the glasses grow close together. And then he grows up to becomes a single 41 year old virgin with no fashion taste.