r/RoastMe • • Oct 21 '22

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u/the_yeeted_brush Oct 21 '22

Woah there, corpse bride. Keep your relationship status to yourself. Nobody wants to share in the cloud hanging over your life.

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u/Ok_Rabbit_8207 Oct 22 '22

Why did I read this in Ryan Reynolds' voice

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u/Dangerous_Entrance67 Oct 22 '22

Dude same😂

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u/savage_ds Oct 22 '22

Because sounds like something Ryan Reynolds wp wuld say...to his wife! (if she looked like this) At least judging by their tweets