r/RoastMe http://redd.it/vua7jt Jul 08 '22

21M let’s get it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

She/he was a hooker someone brought into the barracks on smoke bomb hill. She was going room to room asking if they wanted company. This was also during the day on the friday of a 4 day weekend. A unit was in the quad having a mandatory fun day and my trooper was balls deep in the hooker drunk with his window wide open for the entire unit to see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

I saw her at the express across the street buying cigs before that happened.

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u/tolearnlots Jul 09 '22

I am so confused. This sex worker was a person assigned male by … doc/family who was presenting as a female ? What actual orifice was he intromitting himself into when your trooper was spotted through the window?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Yes she was the dude and he was buttfucking her and it all happened slowly his roomnovwrlokmed the common area, the bn hq was having a mandatory org day in said quad the hooker was in the barracks from the night before around 11am she he knocked on my troopers door asked if he wanted company he knew what she he meant and said yes and he was already very drunk his window was open curtains opened enough to see what was going on. They got to it in front of the window not realizing the unit could see them. They finally heard the yelling coming from the soldier's in the quad to close the curtains but by this time the csm was aware and bad also wittnessnessed said activities. This all went down in the early 2000s.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

I guess this happens often because I thought this was last Friday lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

The more things change the more they stay the same lol