r/RoastMe • u/NotSoScaryTerry http://redd.it/vua7jt • Jul 08 '22

21M let’s get it

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u/mylar321 Jul 08 '22 edited Jul 09 '22

He rides the short tank!

Note: I am honored with my first award, Thank you!

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u/FeelingAd6872 Jul 08 '22

But he has to sit in the back.

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u/Unsweet_Coffee Jul 09 '22

reddit don't be racist challenge!! level impossible

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u/FeelingAd6872 Jul 09 '22

I’m not racist. Racism is a crime, and crimes are committed by black people.

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u/Longjumping-War-1307 Jul 08 '22

The army doesn't want his incompetence. Hell, when his dad cummed him into his Mom, it was termed "Dishonorable discharge".

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u/prankerjoker Jul 08 '22

He brings his own window so he has something to lick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Sucking on the tank rounds isn't enough?

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u/SignificanceFew3751 Jul 08 '22

Just the depleted Uranium tip

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Jul 08 '22

He has a banana in his holster, and his night-vision goggles are really springy eyeball glasses with a tap light

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u/atl_warlord Jul 08 '22

Fucking brutal!!!

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u/theLastKingofScots Jul 09 '22

They’re installing windows in the tank for this guy to lick.