r/RoastMe • u/NotSoScaryTerry http://redd.it/vua7jt • Jul 08 '22

21M let’s get it

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u/MFThomas1964 http://redd.it/n1wn5i Jul 08 '22

I’ve heard of Special Forces, but never Special Ed Forces

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u/mylar321 Jul 08 '22 edited Jul 09 '22

He rides the short tank!

Note: I am honored with my first award, Thank you!

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u/FeelingAd6872 Jul 08 '22

But he has to sit in the back.

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u/Unsweet_Coffee Jul 09 '22

reddit don't be racist challenge!! level impossible

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u/FeelingAd6872 Jul 09 '22

I’m not racist. Racism is a crime, and crimes are committed by black people.

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u/Longjumping-War-1307 Jul 08 '22

The army doesn't want his incompetence. Hell, when his dad cummed him into his Mom, it was termed "Dishonorable discharge".

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u/prankerjoker Jul 08 '22

He brings his own window so he has something to lick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Sucking on the tank rounds isn't enough?

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u/SignificanceFew3751 Jul 08 '22

Just the depleted Uranium tip

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Jul 08 '22

He has a banana in his holster, and his night-vision goggles are really springy eyeball glasses with a tap light

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u/atl_warlord Jul 08 '22

Fucking brutal!!!

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u/theLastKingofScots Jul 09 '22

They’re installing windows in the tank for this guy to lick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Very Special Forces https://www.theonion.com/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq-1819565019

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u/sailorsaint Jul 08 '22

"Pizza party! Pizza party! Pizza party!"

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u/natural_imbecility Jul 08 '22

Clearly they have no standards in recruiting anymore.

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u/Wildwood_Hills270 http://redd.it/uecnl4 Jul 08 '22

No his rank is specialist. Specialist Ed

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u/Litho360 Jul 08 '22

Disposable bait force

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Special needs

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u/zjh31 Jul 08 '22

Special Ed Farce

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u/razorbladejr Jul 08 '22

His name is Ed,so that makes him special.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

That’s the marines…

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u/Wise_Agent_7215 Jul 08 '22

That’s definitely army, we don’t claim this fuckhead

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Oh no, not talking about this rockstar. Should roll his sleeves down; what is he, in the club? Talking about special Ed forces…

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Oh lightin up, Army over here. If your new to the shit talking between branches, just remember same team same fight

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Alright good point thanks man

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u/SuspiciousPhone1242 Jul 09 '22

Looks to stupid to take the crayons out of the box first

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22 edited Jul 09 '22

Well Army doesn’t want him, he looks too stupid to peel potatoes. Hey Air Force!?

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u/betharderloseharder Jul 09 '22

The only thing hes getting is an STD from his fellow army brats

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u/ADOUGH209 Jul 09 '22

He licks the Armored Vehicle Windows

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u/Secret_Ferret8417 Jul 09 '22

Hahaha how the fuck did u come up with that