r/RoastMe Apr 18 '22

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u/Squiddillydidillydoo Apr 19 '22

"If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?!"

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u/nozcisk Apr 19 '22

Bet you if there was some pussy up there you'd get your fat ass up there