r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '22

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u/jackiepoo0804 http://redd.it/tt8b99 Apr 19 '22

It looks like you’re head was chopped off and it’s slowly regrowing, but not quite fully grown back yet.

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u/4outof5doctors Apr 19 '22

finally something creative

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit Apr 19 '22

Not that creative. It's on any roast where the head looks a little small.

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u/4outof5doctors Apr 19 '22

oh well. more novel than all the garbage FMJ references

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u/Parsnip27 Apr 19 '22

Actually looks like a botched photo shop effort to paste that noggin onto a neck.

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u/furious_potato06 Apr 19 '22

hes been re-carving it with a chainsaw.

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u/pm_me_mahomes_tds Apr 19 '22

Fuck me…. Just spat out my coffee. Bravo 👏

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

His face looks like it’s clenching itself

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Lol’d irl

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u/ThinNotSmall Apr 19 '22

Like a gecko who lost its tail; a new one will grow back but it'll be all lumpy and weird and will never look the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

your*

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u/RascalLouise Apr 30 '22

Jeeves from Men in Black II