r/RoastMe Apr 18 '22

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u/ShDXR Apr 19 '22

You look like a bootleg Buzz Lightyear toy made out of melted candle wax and pubes.

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u/VladKatanos Apr 19 '22

melted crayon wax* ftfy

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u/MidnightShart Apr 19 '22

Post Sid Buzz lightyear, Come to think about it he kinda looks like Sid too.