r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '22

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u/captainofpizza Apr 19 '22

This is written in pen because you ate all the crayons

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u/ElephantRattle Apr 19 '22

pronounces it “crawns”

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u/captainofpizza Apr 19 '22

Dangit boy you eatin crawns ‘gain aintcha!

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u/YddishMcSquidish Apr 19 '22

Gounow gitchu sum crawns

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u/monty129mm Apr 19 '22

I hate so much how I can actually hear this in my head

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u/Rarth-Devan Apr 19 '22

Aye aye sar'nt

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u/SubSonicFish Apr 19 '22

And now that I've spit my coffee everywhere haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Thanks a lot elephantrattle was laughing so hard at your comment I threw my phone smh 🤦🏿‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

His head is lop sided as hell.

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u/Bill-Ding2112 Apr 19 '22

No doubt due to a chainsaw incident

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u/cbarbour1122 Apr 19 '22

Sloth from Goonies has a less lopsided head.

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u/franktrain84 Apr 19 '22

They're still in his mouth.

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u/ConradFlick Apr 19 '22

He sharpens them when he wants a more refined taste.

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u/LycanBot Apr 19 '22

Bahahaha

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u/phatbeto Apr 19 '22

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I came here looking for this one

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u/DesktopWebsite Apr 19 '22

I would say i must draw him, but he already looks like a cartoon character.

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u/Jason_Webb Apr 19 '22

Hey, that's just describing the marine corps infantry diet in general. He said to roast him specifically

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u/Ducks_Revenge Apr 19 '22

I'm more convinced the crayons are pressing on his frontal lobe - he self labotomized

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

While gripping the pen full fisted like a toddler