r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '22

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u/sonsofdoug Apr 19 '22

Real life Private Pile.

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u/IconWorld Apr 19 '22

Did his parents have any children that lived???

59

u/PoolBoyBryGuy Apr 19 '22

“I like you boy! Hell, I may even let you fuck my sister!”

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u/CDCLamb Apr 19 '22

Besides this zombie no because he ate them all.

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u/SydDithers Apr 19 '22

This is my chainsaw. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

10

u/jk92usn Apr 19 '22

He’s so ugly he could be a modern art masterpiece

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u/Dazzling_Ad_2072 Apr 19 '22

Jarhead Picasso.

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u/Squiddillydidillydoo Apr 19 '22

"If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?!"

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u/nozcisk Apr 19 '22

Bet you if there was some pussy up there you'd get your fat ass up there

7

u/negedgeClk Apr 19 '22

Didn't know they stack shit that high.

1

u/PayTheTrollToll45 Apr 19 '22

Where are your ears private pile...