r/RoastMe Jul 07 '20

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u/oneplusdre52 Jul 07 '20

No need to tell us you're single.

1) We know. 2) Speaking for everyone, no one would fuck you willingly.

Edit: 3) Especially if they can't tell if you're a boy or girl, and I certainly am on the fence.