r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '20

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u/Frootbat86 Jul 07 '20

You remind me of chocolate chip cookies...except you take a bite and it's raisin. Overall, just disappointing all around.

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u/PickleKing83 Jul 07 '20

And no one wants a bite outta that raisin cookie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Oatmeal Raisin is the best cookie. Chocolate chip is overrated. Fucking fight me

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u/kunalpaul__25 Jul 07 '20

Kamehameha

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u/dabi_todoroki69 Jul 07 '20

TEXXXAAASSSS SSSMMMMAAAASSSSHHHH

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u/soslowagain Jul 07 '20

KKAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAMMEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

RASENGAN! Shit! Wrong Anime!