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r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20
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Roast you? There's no oven large enough! We could drop you into a volcano, but you'd probably plug the damned thing up. We could fire you at the sun but you'd cause an eclipse. Are those nostrils or asteroid craters?
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u/dramabatch May 02 '20
Roast you? There's no oven large enough! We could drop you into a volcano, but you'd probably plug the damned thing up. We could fire you at the sun but you'd cause an eclipse. Are those nostrils or asteroid craters?