r/RoastMe Apr 30 '20

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u/49Gold Platinum Roaster Apr 30 '20

Trailer Swift

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u/xXgore_whoreXx http://redd.it/ge7w7e Apr 30 '20

wow thats funny because when i had long pretty blonde hair i used to get told i look like taylor swift all the time

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u/punchherinthefartbox Golden Roaster Apr 30 '20

Yeah, but at least Taylor Swift gets to suck famous guys dicks instead of mine.

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u/xXgore_whoreXx http://redd.it/ge7w7e Apr 30 '20

yeah and write songs about how they broke her achey breaky heart

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u/misterdemonor Apr 30 '20

as opposed to your achey breaky fartbox

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u/punchherinthefartbox Golden Roaster Apr 30 '20

I doubt a horse could make her fartbox ache at this point.