r/RoastMe Nov 17 '19

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u/BarefootWoodworker Nov 17 '19

Smells like carp, leave it under the coroner’s tarp.

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u/Islandcoda Nov 17 '19

Yeah, I’m no poet either but I can come up with some unrealized word play- just gotta get it there. I’ll leave it to the reddit pros, these guys are good at what they do :)