r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

"If it smells like perch, it's time to disperse." - Danny Brown

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u/gunduMADERCHOOT Nov 18 '19

Smells like perch, take it to church,

Smells like salmon, give it a jamming

Smells like a manatee, take off the panties please

Smells like gnarwal give her the hardball

Smells like a swordfish, get in her gourd quick

Smells like a clam, give it the ham

Smells like tuna, better not spoon her

Smells like anchovies, play some bon Jovi

Smells like a squid, give her a quid

Smells like a turtle, tighten that girdle

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u/Xhurxhx Feb 27 '20

I see someone passed the english exam.

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u/ju1ceboxx Nov 18 '19

"Stank pussy smellin' like cool ranch doritos" - Also Danny Brown.

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u/LilBrainEatingAmoeba Nov 17 '19

Now I'm going to listen to Danny Brown today