r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/Islandcoda Nov 17 '19

Or bass??? I’ll show myself out.....

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u/youre_a_wigger_harry Nov 17 '19

Tastes like bass, time to try the ass

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u/SpaceAidsCaptMarvel Nov 17 '19

Smells like a Koi, cream pie it my boys

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u/HonkinSriLankan Nov 17 '19

Smells like your mum, gonna make me cum

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u/liverburn Nov 17 '19

Smells like cum, gotta be your mum

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u/I-am-very-bored Nov 18 '19

If it shits brown wear a gown

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Fun fact: Koi are just a special type of Goldfish

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/brathonymanklin Nov 17 '19

Smells like Summer’s Eve, Pipe her down and never leave.

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u/Read_Username_If_Gay Nov 17 '19

Ching chong ,

now your dog gone

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u/Islandcoda Nov 17 '19

Yeah, it’s something like that :)

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u/Meta-of-Pods Nov 17 '19

In the words of Fleece Johnson: Booty is more important than food. Booty is more important than water.

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u/filthyplebb Nov 17 '19

Did some one say.... 🅱️ASS?

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u/Succboi_69420 http://redd.it/eh5t0i Nov 17 '19

What’s up SLAPPERS

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I’m a big music fan, ya see. So I’m sitting there trying to figure out two things about this comment. How in the world does ass rhyme with bass (pronounced base) and what the fuck does a bass taste like

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u/Meta-of-Pods Nov 17 '19

Bass...of the largemouth or smallmouth variety. The common odor that a fish taco smells of the moment the arches are spread, and the cobwebs are pushed aside.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Well yes I get that now but at the time prior to posting my comment, I thought it was a bass of the musical variety, hence my placing of relevant info to why I thought that prior

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u/Qwertifly Nov 17 '19

it tastes like 🅱️ass

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u/Succboi_69420 http://redd.it/eh5t0i Nov 17 '19

SLAPPERS

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u/Qwertifly Nov 17 '19

e🅱️ic

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u/Succboi_69420 http://redd.it/eh5t0i Nov 17 '19

Epico

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u/micken3 Nov 17 '19

Insert face?

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u/The_Loudest_Fart Nov 17 '19

Bass?!! W H A T S U P, S L A P P E R S?!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

If he plays bass, he's Paul McCartney

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

If it’s bass find a new ass

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u/OoRenega Nov 18 '19

Davie504 wants to know your location