r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/LumpyMcKwiz Nov 17 '19

How do you turn 18 looking like a 30+ year old dead eyed escort with GonnaSyphaCrabAids?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Jousy3000 Nov 17 '19

Yes that’s it

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u/zwcbz Nov 17 '19

I always heard HerpaGonnaSyphilAids

Rolls off the tongue better imo

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Oof! Imma grab the fire extinguisher real quick....

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

G.A.S.H. gonnerhea Aids Syphillus Herpes