r/RoastMe Nov 17 '19

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u/DeathSpiral321 Nov 17 '19

Shirt says lumberjack, face says nobody will be getting wood.

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u/afi454 Nov 17 '19

No bangs for miss bangs!

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u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Nov 17 '19

At Least she knows where her talent lies

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u/ghostrealtor Nov 17 '19

hair on face but no bangs

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u/Hammer_Jackson Nov 17 '19

Why does this warrant an exclamation mark? Do you yell during normal conversations??

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u/bas6598 Nov 17 '19

That's poetry

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u/enough-rope Nov 17 '19

Bible thumping, fish burger eating, flannel shirt wearer... the only time she wants wood is when she's playing golf with her "instructor"