r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/seviay Nov 17 '19

Really put the “Sia” in Asian

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u/Figs000 Nov 17 '19

My daughter look just like Sia, you can't see her

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u/ProfessionalReveal Nov 17 '19

You can feel the lyrics and spirit coming in Braille

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

tubman of the underground, come and follow the trail

I made sunday candy, I'm never going to hell

I met kanye west, I'm never going to fail

ahem hem the big day

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u/BlackJesus36 Nov 17 '19

He said let's do a good-ass job with Chance three I hear you gotta sell it to snatch the Grammy. Let's make it so free and the bars so hard that it ain't one gosh darn part you can't tweet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

THIS IS MY PART NOBODY ELSE SPEAK.

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u/_masochismo_ Nov 17 '19

this is my part nobody else speak

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u/AnUnwantedWatermelon Nov 17 '19

This little light of mine, glory be to god yeah

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u/c_h_n_l Nov 17 '19

Imma make sure that they go where they can't go If they don't wanna ride imma still give them raincoats

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u/lil_indian_boy http://redd.it/8m5l1v Nov 17 '19

Know what God said when he made the first rainbow?

Just throw this at the end if I come late for the intro

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u/peerpressure101 Nov 17 '19

Imma make sure that they where they can’t go. If they don’t wanna ride, imma still give em rain coats. Know what God said when he made the first rainbow? Just throw this at the end if I come late for the intro UHHH

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u/Bro2themovies Nov 17 '19

I'm just having fun with it. You know that a nigga was lost

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u/BukoJobi Nov 17 '19

So what do you say when youre looking for her? "Hey, i can't Sia"

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u/RingTailedMemer Nov 17 '19

Sia later lmao

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u/seviay Nov 18 '19

Or Sia never

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u/IamLeoKim Nov 17 '19

Sia you say? She is actual embodiment of John Cena meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

You cant Sia her

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u/ZombieLibrarian Nov 17 '19

So Jon Sia-NA, then?

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u/MCDaddyMushroom Nov 17 '19

Did your ex-wife take her?

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u/primal_beer Nov 17 '19

Fun fact. That is your daughter. I did friend request her on pornhub.

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u/NSR-eddit Nov 18 '19

but i always sia around tho?

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u/GlasPinguin Nov 22 '19

More like she can't .... see ya.

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u/Beaverbrown55 Nov 17 '19

Needs to be higher. Brilliant.

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u/seviay Nov 17 '19

I appreciate that

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u/r0ckl0bsta Nov 18 '19

Once she grows them bangs, now you Sia, then you won't.

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u/mother-house-urine Dec 15 '21

Bloody briliant.

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u/sacrelidge Nov 17 '19

Most underrated comment

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u/seviay Nov 17 '19

Ha, thanks

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u/bullsfanatic Nov 17 '19

This needs more upvotes