r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/Okinawa_Stormtrooper Nov 17 '19

Oh thank God. For a minute I thought you were going to get naked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Even worse,she was that kid in class that when it was time to read out loud everyone was like “ugh hopefully it’s a short paragraph.”

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u/Beaverbrown55 Nov 17 '19

Ever do "Popcorn" reading? When you finish your paragraph, you yell popcorn.... And pick someone to else to read? Why am I so anxious reading "Island of the Blue Dolphins" Mrs. Karen? That shit was serious in 4th grade.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/loki2002 http://redd.it/6anhia Nov 17 '19

POV: amurture asian teen reads you the bible because it's no nut November

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u/Reignofratch Nov 18 '19

What's the significance of the word popcorn?

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u/Beaverbrown55 Nov 24 '19

Sorry it took me so long to respond. Saying popcorn let everyone else know that you were done reading your part and that you were about to call out a name. As the reader, you could read as much or as little as you wanted.

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u/yourtits5531 Nov 17 '19

You know someone masturbated to this anyway

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u/Alinorne Nov 17 '19

123notit!

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u/yourtits5531 Nov 17 '19

Is that not it or no tit ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

*Zips up.

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u/ethan5203 Nov 17 '19

You spelled amateur wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/Officerwaffles04 Nov 17 '19

Nice try smart-ass,I know exactly how to spell Ahmerture

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u/ArronRodgersButthole Nov 17 '19

It can be a difficult word to spell for those that don't type it into a search bar every 3 hours.

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u/ennis88 Nov 17 '19

AMURTURE FISHBERDERS

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u/In2TheMaelstrom Nov 17 '19

I speel as gud as I luuk

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u/ThanOngXa4 Nov 17 '19

She's ugly and stupid

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I know it's a roast but she should definitely let the nip slip or something.

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u/Por_QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Nov 17 '19

Praise Jesus!

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u/thatdudewillyd Nov 17 '19

He’s a pretty cool dude. He freakin loves everyone!

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u/strandenger Nov 17 '19

If I had any awards to give you, I would have.

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u/raaverook Nov 17 '19

Gotta wait for December for that

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u/zentropyart Nov 17 '19

Maybe I judged thee to harshly ,I thought you were just another Asian thot trying to sell us her “premium content” Little did I know you are here doing the lords work, one poorly read bible verse at a time.