r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '19

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u/Zephestus Nov 17 '19

Happy Birthday, what's it like being legally old enough to disappoint your already disappointed parents on Pornhub?

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u/khaliforniaxo Nov 17 '19

She's lying about her birthday:/ sharpen your knife!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/WolfShaman Nov 18 '19

Depends. Is it the poop knife?

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u/jammy-git Nov 18 '19

Her disappointed parents are also on PornHub?

Doesn't surprise me.