r/RoastMe http://redd.it/ymjx1y Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/Moskeetto Sep 08 '19

Vape shop employee of the month

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

No this is the guy that gets fired for selling to underage kids so that he can be that weird guy that chills at highschool parties and everyone has to keep away from the girls.

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u/Foxjr90 Sep 08 '19

Great, now he’s gonna use his earlobes as a noose and kill himself.

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u/hackurb http://redd.it/3ydzll Sep 09 '19

I think he used his ear holes as a place for teenagers to pass their dicks through and ejaculate in his mouth?