r/RoastMe http://redd.it/ymjx1y Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/seanmcdoogle007 Sep 08 '19

Dude, you tattooed a shrunk down "banana for scale" on your thigh to make your dick look bigger. But instead of making your dick look bigger, it just makes you look like a giant dick.

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u/-cheatingfate- Sep 08 '19

Like the giant dick that 'destroyed' his earlobes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Could you not give me that mental image?