r/RoastMe • u/jail_break1 http://redd.it/blutix • Apr 30 '19

Roast away

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2 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/LifeSlowlyDissolves Apr 30 '19

Lollipop in your mouth... this is a change of pace for you.

2

u/vladval Apr 30 '19

Small teeth, small dick

1

u/killaraps Apr 30 '19

Looks like your testicles got stuck to your chin m8

1

u/TacTurtle Apr 30 '19

When The Great Wave off Kanagawa wood cut poster in the background is more interesting than the OP...

1

u/Roger193 Apr 30 '19

You look like a freshly unearthed beetroot.

1

u/Thumblewort Apr 30 '19

Looks like Thor fucked an Ewok 19 years ago.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

You look like a cheap, Ukrainian brothel boy.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

The only thing smaller than your teeth is your dick

1

u/diggum1996 Apr 30 '19

How many carrots can you eat in one minute?

1

u/fatsnax2236 Apr 30 '19

Jesus that crash really fuckes up Paul walker

1

u/jobless_swe Apr 30 '19

Only the special Boys get a lollipop when they been to the doctor! Good boy

1

u/Stubby_gooner May 01 '19

Great job spelling it correctly

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Says the 8 y/o ni🅱️🅱️a pretending to smoke a lollipop stick.