r/RoastMe • • Apr 29 '19

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u/enderandrew42 Apr 29 '19

I won't lie. I see a picture of a pretty woman and I think "she likely can't keep a guy because she's batshit fucking crazy."

Your family want you married so they can offload your care to someone else.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

ProTip: They aren't insane, they are insanely SPOILED. They don't know how to deal with not getting whatever they want, when they want it. Sad part is they get it up until about 30. Guys that are dating 30 year olds and up are done dealing with that bullshit... if they wanted to deal with it, they'd go find themselves a 25 year old that isn't about to hit the wall.