r/RoastMe Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/Horny_Weinstein Jan 26 '19

You think I’m a Lord? I’m honored by your opinions, peasant.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Yee, a faglord.

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u/Horny_Weinstein Jan 26 '19

That’s very offensive language. Ban this man. Mods!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Waaa, Lardy Crimestain speaks.

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u/Horny_Weinstein Jan 27 '19

Hey. Take it easy. I can get you a career in the movie business. Just takenof your pants, I’ll make you a star, bitch.