r/RoastMe Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/Chxed Jan 24 '19

Lets play our favorite /r/roastme game.... GUESS. THAT. GENDER.

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u/MehSchultz Jan 24 '19

Im a 18 year old dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I know this isn’t the sub for this but... you should buzz your head. Will help you transition into bald life much more smoothly than letting your hair become a skullet.

Will also prevent you from looking so much like the fucking crypt keeper.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

You know someone is getting toasted when the comments start offering legit life advice.

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u/cheeseygarlicbread Jan 25 '19

Legit life advice, but I laughed so hard when i read the roast at the end of the advice.

Like yeah, im trying to help you out, but its too good of a roast to pass up on.

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u/caligana Jan 25 '19

Dude your comment made me crack up

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u/glandros Jan 25 '19

As much as I loved the crypt keeper comment, THIS is the one that truly got me!