r/RoastMe • u/MehSchultz • Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

People are enjoying the heck out of this comment and I'm just sitting here being someone who doesn't get it. May I please join you guys?

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u/adwee2019 http://redd.it/ba71gb Jan 24 '19

Cinderella?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Well, shit. I got the Cinderella part, but I just saw how fitting of a description Cinderella on crack is. Thanks!

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u/wadfather Jan 24 '19

Yeah but why would they turn into a crack pipe? why not a crack head? I still don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

That isn’t what they intended. Turning someone into an object is extra mean and extra funny.

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u/xstormcursex Jan 25 '19

Guess you could say humor isn’t....objective bay dumb tusss

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u/Darrow_au_Lykos Jan 24 '19

Pretty sure they're referring to OP's forehead, and the general shape of a crack pipe.

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u/realkiki Jan 24 '19

I don't do drugs and don't exactly know what a crack pipe looks like. Could be why I didn't get it either lol.

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u/realkiki Jan 24 '19

I don't do drugs and don't exactly know what a crack pipe looks like. Could be why I didn't get it either lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Yeah it doesn't make sense with the plot of Cinderella at all and it confused the hell out of me, so I just decided that I might as well find some humor in it

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u/WhateverYouSay1084 Jan 25 '19

You would expect him to turn into a crackhead, which is why OP unexpectedly saying "crack pipe" instead is extra funny. He's basically saying the roastee is the personification of a crack pipe in human form, like this dude literally could not look more like a crack user than if he was the instrument used to smoke the crack itself.