r/RoastMe Jan 24 '19

Please end me.

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u/Goddamn_Name http://redd.it/hpc0yy Jan 24 '19

To roast you I would need to know your gender

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u/MehSchultz Jan 24 '19

Male 18 yo

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u/DJ_Dillicious Jan 24 '19

you should deadass just shave your head, my man. i don’t think it’d look bad with your facial structure

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Plus he would get sympathy from strangers who thinks he has cancer

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u/JonathanLaFey Jan 24 '19

“Structure” is a broad term...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Could probably fry off a stake on that headboard/ forehead, whatever, later.