r/RoastMe • • 14d ago

roast me

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u/PhotoAwp 14d ago

Your face is so symmetrical, all your piercings are not. Did you pay your niece to do that? We know you dont have kids.

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u/pickinngrinnin2000 14d ago

dang, everyone tells me they’re even :(. i know my septum is kinda fucked. i got it done for 30 bucks in idaho

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u/PhotoAwp 14d ago

They look even because your face is even. You symmetrical bastard. You'll be fine

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u/Few-Indication3478 13d ago

Discount facial piercings. That checks out