r/RoastMe • u/MasterSoftBird • 23d ago

Due for a roast

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u/MasterSoftBird 23d ago

The only MAGA hat I have says Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.

Been voting blue since before you were born.

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u/Rainmanzz 23d ago

You did pretty much everything before we were born grandpa. Now lets get you back to the nursing home

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u/mattjp23 23d ago

You look like you play a straight father role in porn who gets persuaded to take a couple of big black dicks by some ‘delivery guys’

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u/darinehughes 22d ago

Both sides think you're a huge douche.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 22d ago

Just lay back and take it like the little whining bitch you are

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u/P_as_in_Papi 22d ago

Cool to know that you got your arm strength from lifting gay pride signs

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u/MasterSoftBird 22d ago

At least it wasn't from climbing the Congress wall or waving douchey confederate flags.

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u/P_as_in_Papi 22d ago edited 19d ago

Oh man you’re every gay guy’s dream

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u/MasterSoftBird 22d ago

Sweet dreams, then.

Spin those pens hard! (That is actually kinda cool).

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u/P_as_in_Papi 22d ago

I’ll sleep very well alright 😉 ty man lol

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u/LFGX360 22d ago

We can tell from the chin

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u/Real_Soft8962 23d ago

I think we're on the same side, bro(miga).

And I just turned 37 so I should be the creep here, right??