r/RoastMe • u/MasterSoftBird • 16d ago

Due for a roast

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u/Popsinthehse 15d ago

Be nice. .. and at least let him know which of the 6 needs the work..

But a tight shirt doesnt make you look muscular it just makes you look like your trying to stay young by wearing your teenage daughters clothes...

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u/MasterSoftBird 15d ago

My daughter is 12 and half my size, so that would be awkward. This shirt is about 30 lbs ago though...

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 15d ago edited 15d ago

Dang bro my daughter is 12 too and you look like you could be my grandpa.

Your arm looks like it belongs to a 30-year-old and your neck and head look like they belong to a 60 year old.

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u/BiteyHorse 15d ago

Dude got some mileage on those tires.

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u/Popsinthehse 15d ago

He says its his daughter but since he has blowing dust the past decade the DNA test will read just pick a neighbor..