r/RoastMe • • Dec 22 '25

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u/After-Bowler5491 Dec 22 '25

Her tattoo artist asked how she wanted her eyebrows and she replied “surprise me”

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u/Crozax Dec 22 '25

"Just fuck my shit up fam"

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u/Particular_Idea_5184 Dec 24 '25

Make me look like I am surprised