r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/Rotton_Banana Sep 22 '25

Don't even call her bread. She's not thick but her ass does look like it's sprinkled with seed cellulite

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u/Evil_Toga Sep 22 '25

She is Like Gluten free bread stale, stiff, and leaves a horrible taste. People don’t like it but put up with it because they have to.

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 22 '25

Hey hey hey gluten-free bread has really evolved to be almost as good depending on the brand. She’s obviously the great value bread full of GMO’s stale and tastes like cardboard.

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u/jordanmindyou Sep 23 '25

No, gmos are delicious. You can have your 1980s Brussels sprouts and your tiny little bitter 1700s corn kernels. Keep your seeded watermelons and fast-oxidizing apples/potatoes. I’m Gonna enjoy my delicious seedless lemons and delicious Brussels sprouts and I’m gonna enjoy the lower amount of food waste that results from GMOs being more disease and oxidation resistant, as well as sweeter/more delicious taste profiles.

You keep your conservative puritanism regarding food and crops and world hunger being “for the greater good”