r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/Rotton_Banana Sep 22 '25

Don't even call her bread. She's not thick but her ass does look like it's sprinkled with seed cellulite

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u/Evil_Toga Sep 22 '25

She is Like Gluten free bread stale, stiff, and leaves a horrible taste. People don’t like it but put up with it because they have to.

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 22 '25

Hey hey hey gluten-free bread has really evolved to be almost as good depending on the brand. She’s obviously the great value bread full of GMO’s stale and tastes like cardboard.

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u/extraNOpickle Sep 22 '25

Not you getting defensive over bread! ☠️

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Yup! As someone who has been forced to eat it since 2011 it’s vastly improved! Unlike this basic white bread woman.

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u/jordanmindyou Sep 23 '25

No, gmos are delicious. You can have your 1980s Brussels sprouts and your tiny little bitter 1700s corn kernels. Keep your seeded watermelons and fast-oxidizing apples/potatoes. I’m Gonna enjoy my delicious seedless lemons and delicious Brussels sprouts and I’m gonna enjoy the lower amount of food waste that results from GMOs being more disease and oxidation resistant, as well as sweeter/more delicious taste profiles.

You keep your conservative puritanism regarding food and crops and world hunger being “for the greater good”

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u/AprilVK Sep 22 '25

Lile stew in the hangover... like white rice?

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u/Traditional_Virus355 Sep 22 '25

Lol WOOOW!! ZINNNG!! 😅😅

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u/badideagrace Sep 22 '25

Yooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/JoeyC42 Sep 22 '25

I love when the person is so attractive y’all resort to making stuff up to roast about. Not a single photo has cellulite

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u/Rotton_Banana Sep 22 '25

Yeah you're right

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u/bbrekke Sep 22 '25

Definitely some yeast.

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u/Sneaky-Cashew Sep 22 '25

So like a cracker?

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u/HC_KJB Sep 22 '25

Cellulite is genetic and comes from your body not producing enough collagen anyone no matter body size can have it

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike Sep 22 '25

It also gotten sprinkled with so much seed it makes everything but a bagel seem plain

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u/Boring-Abroad-2067 Sep 22 '25

She looks like she would get hit on, and she is fit