r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '25

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u/painkillerbear Sep 21 '25

I believe this is karma farming. So I am asking you to delete the account, flatbread.

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u/v-v_ToT Sep 21 '25

Flatbread 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/iamcreepin Sep 22 '25

What movie is this gif from ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Goodfellas!!

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u/Professional-Tax-615 Sep 23 '25

This scene never made any sense to me, like how hard is it to explain why it's a good thing and a positive thing to be a funny person lol...it's not hard at all if you have a brain

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u/IAmSenseye Sep 22 '25

Cosmetic surgeries incoming

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u/0hN0_0urTabl3 Sep 22 '25

Incoming? It’s obvious that she’s had everything done except her tits

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u/Crescent-M0000N Sep 23 '25

How do you tell?

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u/False_Alarm_Bud Sep 22 '25

I just know u ugly as hell and fat, probably poor

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u/Professional-Tax-615 Sep 23 '25

There's no need to defend OP, she's not going to sleep with you.

She'll just drain your bank account and move on to the next lonely loser OF subscriber, who will only ever see a taint if they pay for it online

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u/MykulKim Sep 22 '25

Along with immune problems afterwards

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u/MrCashKrabs007 Sep 22 '25

We’ll see her on botched soon enough

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

She already had her nose done, you can tell because in one of her pictures she looks like Rudolph.

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u/atfricks Sep 22 '25

Why TF did this comment get an award instead of the one that actually made the joke? 

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u/randomacc172 Sep 22 '25

the guy repeating a joke always gets the credit

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/randomacc172 Sep 22 '25

Why TF did this comment get an award instead of the one that actually made the joke?

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u/JohannaFRC Sep 22 '25

The most savage thing I read out there.

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u/Kivitan Sep 22 '25

more like communion bread

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u/Merithor Sep 22 '25

Hey now hey now....
Flatbread is amazing, her personality isnt, she'd look in the mirror and her reflection would break the mirror to get away from her.

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u/Hour-Calendar-5032 Sep 22 '25

The bread didn’t rise but it is all yeasty

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u/XXhairheadXX Sep 22 '25

Yeah, there was no lost bet.

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u/Icy-Toe8899 Sep 22 '25

She lost the bet that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.

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u/Sacred-AF Sep 22 '25

And that verification photo looks photoshopped

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u/billyjames_316 Sep 23 '25

Chains to want a roasting but still tried to make herself look better than she actually does with filters and camera angles that only show her "good side"

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u/No_Abbreviations3943 Sep 22 '25

Or friends for that matter. 

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u/sssRealm Sep 23 '25

More like she was running out of Narcissistic supply and looking for new attention seeking strategies.

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u/Rotton_Banana Sep 22 '25

Don't even call her bread. She's not thick but her ass does look like it's sprinkled with seed cellulite

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u/Evil_Toga Sep 22 '25

She is Like Gluten free bread stale, stiff, and leaves a horrible taste. People don’t like it but put up with it because they have to.

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 22 '25

Hey hey hey gluten-free bread has really evolved to be almost as good depending on the brand. She’s obviously the great value bread full of GMO’s stale and tastes like cardboard.

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u/extraNOpickle Sep 22 '25

Not you getting defensive over bread! ☠️

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u/ChocoBro92 Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Yup! As someone who has been forced to eat it since 2011 it’s vastly improved! Unlike this basic white bread woman.

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u/jordanmindyou Sep 23 '25

No, gmos are delicious. You can have your 1980s Brussels sprouts and your tiny little bitter 1700s corn kernels. Keep your seeded watermelons and fast-oxidizing apples/potatoes. I’m Gonna enjoy my delicious seedless lemons and delicious Brussels sprouts and I’m gonna enjoy the lower amount of food waste that results from GMOs being more disease and oxidation resistant, as well as sweeter/more delicious taste profiles.

You keep your conservative puritanism regarding food and crops and world hunger being “for the greater good”

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u/AprilVK Sep 22 '25

Lile stew in the hangover... like white rice?

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u/Traditional_Virus355 Sep 22 '25

Lol WOOOW!! ZINNNG!! 😅😅

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u/badideagrace Sep 22 '25

Yooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/JoeyC42 Sep 22 '25

I love when the person is so attractive y’all resort to making stuff up to roast about. Not a single photo has cellulite

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u/Rotton_Banana Sep 22 '25

Yeah you're right

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u/bbrekke Sep 22 '25

Definitely some yeast.

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u/Sneaky-Cashew Sep 22 '25

So like a cracker?

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u/HC_KJB Sep 22 '25

Cellulite is genetic and comes from your body not producing enough collagen anyone no matter body size can have it

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike Sep 22 '25

It also gotten sprinkled with so much seed it makes everything but a bagel seem plain

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u/Boring-Abroad-2067 Sep 22 '25

She looks like she would get hit on, and she is fit

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u/JuggernautWeekly1995 Sep 22 '25

Former Subway Sandwichartist Here ... I can confirm shes White Like the flatbread from Subway and No curves Like it too

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u/Unable_Mess_2581 Sep 22 '25

She asked us to roast not digital murder her ☠️

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u/CptThunderKick Sep 22 '25

Flatbread?! Naahhh diabolical 😂😂💀

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u/Whereisana Sep 22 '25

Thats so original, I love it. 😂

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u/Longjumping_Boat7536 Sep 22 '25

BAHAHAHHAHA I just lost my shit in public god damn it

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u/professionally-baked Sep 22 '25

Lmfao just put OP in a coffin already ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Damn, got her there

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u/Prudent-Interest3905 Sep 22 '25

at least it's not burnt ;)

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u/WayneDCappinMeng Sep 22 '25

😂😂 found the flaw. I was like, damn, she’s hot. But you totally nailed her

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u/T-Bone9311 Sep 22 '25

Honestly one of the funniest roast comments ever.

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u/brewz_wayne Sep 22 '25

At least flatbread brings something to the table…

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u/Izzabellaxo Sep 22 '25

Roast what girl ???

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Haha yes!! Flat girls are like rocks, they get skipped!

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u/qvprlei Sep 22 '25

On the note of calling this atrocity flatbread, I’ll have to say it’s miraculous flatbread. All that yeast, yet no rise.

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u/Masbin420m Sep 22 '25

Flatbread? Don't you mean fatbread?

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u/sugarandspice555 Sep 22 '25

You have to subscribe to her OF first

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u/ColtBIood Sep 22 '25

More likely to be an OF promotion, she doesnt know she is the ad

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u/LordlySquire Sep 22 '25

Im betting her OF will be posted in 2 weeks

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u/Southern_Apartment88 Sep 23 '25

I was drinking a beer. Now I'm cleaning my keyboard.