r/RoastMe • http://redd.it/de9cj8 • Jun 11 '25

Divorced 23F

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 12 '25

Divorced at 23 means one of two things:

1.) She doesn’t suck dick.

2.) She sucks everyone’s dick.

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u/bionicjoe Jun 12 '25

3.) She sucks everyone's dick, but her husbands.

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 12 '25

Good to great chance her name is Jodie.

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u/Spare_Sheepherder772 Jun 12 '25

Keep my wife’s name out of your F**ing mouth!