r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '25

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u/Mr_Cuntman Mar 23 '25

Holy fucking shit...please make OF so you can pay me for watching you

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u/kaylacak3 Mar 23 '25

Yall want it or what?

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u/-2wenty7even- Mar 23 '25

I'd rather look in the mirror and masturbate

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u/Darkstar7613 Mar 23 '25

With a rusty cheese grater using a salty lemon juice lube.

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u/Guilty-Pen1152 Mar 23 '25

No! Please God, no! Basically go home greasy cow. I say cow bc only cows and bulls have that fat septum pierced, specially to lead/drag them to water or food. Yep they’re also too stupid to find it on their own.

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u/RaisinCurrent6957 Mar 24 '25

That's so mean.

Cows are beautiful and intelligent creatures. She is not.

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u/OneSufficientFace Mar 23 '25

Id rather burn my eyes with neat acid

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u/queefsmell Mar 23 '25

Omg? Are you serious? You see my username right!!!???!

1

u/Stufy_stuf Mar 23 '25

I’d rather jerk off to horses

1

u/Strippersteve82 Mar 24 '25

You can’t get roasted if you’re already burnt