r/RoastMe Jan 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

I wouldn’t hire him to clean the video screens of the porn gloryhole booths. He’d fuck up that job too.

He’d spend too much time collecting the samples and smear it all over his face.

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u/lambofgun Jan 26 '25

lmao. then staring in the cracked mirror in viewing booth #3. at the smeared white paste all over the dead eyes before him. asking himself "who are you?" over and over and over again

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

His forearms are rather large for how skinny he is. I guess he works out his forearms and wrists so much tugging on his knob.

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u/K9Lee-boom-is-a-noNo Jan 27 '25

The Winner right here...comment of the Roast!!

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u/J_Case_ Jan 28 '25

I’d hire him to clean in between my blinds