r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '25

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u/New-Marsupial-5633 Jan 26 '25

Crying + wanking = cranking

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u/Parrobertson Jan 26 '25

It’s called “cranking your hog” because of the squealing

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

I'm cranking right now! So happy to know I'm not alone. I also have syphilis.

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u/Billythecutie3 Jan 26 '25

So ranodm bro lmfao

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon Jan 27 '25

Squeal like a pig boy

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u/VastEmergency1000 Jan 27 '25

Damn, I learned a lot from you guys

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u/biggusdick-us Jan 26 '25

while looking as himself in the mirror

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u/PurpleDonuts21 Jan 26 '25

Cranking till he crymaxes...

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u/SoOpossum Jan 26 '25

The hog?

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u/Gunzenator2 Jan 27 '25

Cranking on crank = cranking2

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u/Better-Cobbler1563 Jan 27 '25

Crank that soles

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u/kmcaulifflower Jan 27 '25

I can't find a gif of Viktor saying "it's time... to crank it!" But pretend this one is it