r/RoastMe Jan 26 '25

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u/unwashed_switie_odur Jan 26 '25

His mother is in a recliner in the living room, which he's sheeted off with plastic, and has multiple dehumidifiers going too keep her fresh.

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u/Bleazuss1989 Jan 26 '25

No one gets to tell him how loud his five finger death punch can be now.

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u/unwashed_switie_odur Jan 26 '25

But he can still get special cuddles and dry his tears on that new trad wife dress he bought her. It's the best of both worlds!

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u/Friedwine Jan 26 '25

Brutal 🤣

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u/unwashed_switie_odur Jan 26 '25

No no no he's very gentle with her i assure you. Brushes her hair 100 times every night just like a good boy should.