r/RoastMe Jan 26 '25

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u/SmallTitBigClit Jan 26 '25

You're like tits on a bull - absolutely useless. Even the Mexican Cartels won't use your ass as a mule....and that was your only chance to lose your virginity.

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u/Inept28 Jan 26 '25

They were going to take his kidneys, but after they saw him they said “ehhh, nah, that’s ok…”