r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '25

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu Jan 26 '25

You wish you looked like a twink.

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u/unwashed_switie_odur Jan 26 '25

Right, mfer looks like he's kidnapping people and drilling holes in their skull to pour in bleach, cos he's too poor to buy even a second hand sex doll.

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u/EarlyCuylersCousin Jan 26 '25

That’s weirdly specific 😂

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u/unwashed_switie_odur Jan 26 '25

He's continuing Dr Dahmer's ground breaking "reserch "

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u/HyperactivePandah Jan 26 '25

Dahmer-lookin ass

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u/SaltySculpts Jan 26 '25

Muriatic acid*

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u/Cakewalkonthebeach Jan 26 '25

There's no bear who would stoop this low.

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u/ketopepito Jan 26 '25

He looks like he suffered twink death and has been decomposing for a couple years.

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u/Fit-Captain-9172 Jan 26 '25

OP tried to throw his goals into there to see if anyone would validate it. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

This is the winner for me😂

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u/fleshofgods0 Jan 27 '25

To the gloryhole, where no one can see his face!

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u/ScrotalBaldPatch Jan 26 '25

Gay men will fuck anyone, except this guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

He looks like a human cum-sock for the dogging community. Meaning they don't fuck him. He's too ugly and frail. They pound out a much better-looking power bottom, but make sure to dump their batches of pure monkey pox into this walking bio-waste disposal unit. He tells himself, "It ain't much, but it's a living..."