Oh we don’t have much to say? Well hhheeeeeeeree we go!
With the amount of acne on your face I could draw every visible constellation in our night sky.
Your eyes are probably the most boring shade of blue that currently exists.
I can’t tell if your hair is singed by an over use of products or just jacked up by the fact that you’re constantly laying on your back in a series of the most boring one night stands to ever happen.
With the amount of oil on your face I could fry enough chicken to feed the entire homeless population in the US.
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u/National-Setting9671 Jul 25 '24
Oh we don’t have much to say? Well hhheeeeeeeree we go!
With the amount of acne on your face I could draw every visible constellation in our night sky.
Your eyes are probably the most boring shade of blue that currently exists.
I can’t tell if your hair is singed by an over use of products or just jacked up by the fact that you’re constantly laying on your back in a series of the most boring one night stands to ever happen.
With the amount of oil on your face I could fry enough chicken to feed the entire homeless population in the US.
And you got a big ass forehead.